Best laptops for local AI

The beginnings of a hardware buyer guide for people who want local AI without buying a ridiculous machine.

Who this is for

People who want one portable machine that can handle sensible local AI work without becoming a heat-generating monument to overkill.

Buying principles

  • buy for the models you will actually run
  • memory matters more than macho branding
  • portability, noise, and battery still count

How this page will be structured

  • good, better, best tiers
  • who each tier is for
  • what local AI workloads are realistic
  • who should simply use the cloud instead

Editorial rule

This page should stop people making expensive mistakes. That is more important than sounding impressive.